SORRY MATT

I would like to make a formal apology to Matt D. Here it is.

Dear Matt D,
I am (sorta) sorry I called you a retard on the internet, when you are clearly not, just a dork. (Jk. Sorta :D) I am not happy with you kicking rocks at me however, and would appriciate if you stopped. Or else I will be very ticked at you.
If you embarass me in advisory like that, with me actually saying my name when i'm the only girl that's probably ever went out with you.
Couldn't you just have said I smelled like a cow and got over it?!
Yeah, anyway, not really sorry, now that I read over this corny letter, but I was bored and I knew you'd read this.
SO COMMENT THIS TIME.
Sincerly,
Star.
P.S. Tell me that 'Life-Changing' secret of yours or I will smash your big head into the wall. If it's a trick just tell me, but if it real TELL ME.
I don't think your mom would be very happy if you came home with broken glasses.
Hehe.